Many of us who wasted far too many hours of our youth on self-destructive behaviors can recall one particular instance — an Aha! moment, if you will — that forced us to sit up and take stock of our potentially downward spiralling lives. For Snooki, this wake-up call came in the form of one scary night after the birth of her son Lorenzo when she went out clubbing. The new mom had to take a break from partying to pump, as the “entire front of her dress was soaked” (we’ve all been there, right ladies?). That’s when she got an alarming surprised: “I could smell the sake bombs in the bottle,” she writes in her new book, “Baby Bumps: From Party Girl to Proud Mama, and All the Messy Milestones Along the Way.”
“My milk was so full of alcohol, I could have used it to start a bonfire in the yard. I could have cleaned the toilet with it.”
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Yikes. Naturally, her fiancé and Lorenzo’s dad, Jionni LaValle, was less than thrilled to hear about her wild night — the details of which she confessed via text message, though the two were sitting next to each other on the couch at the time. Snooki typed:
“I blacked out last night and made out with Jenni.”